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• alescritter /sayls'kri`tr/ n. Pejorative hackerism for a computer salesperson.
  Hackers tell the following joke: Q. What's the difference between a used-car dealer and a computer salesman?...
• What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?
  A used car salesman knows when he's lying....
• The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is that the car salesman knows he's lying.
• erd n. 1. [mainstream slang] Pejorative applied to anyone with an above-average IQ and few gifts at small talk and ordinary social rituals.
  2. [jargon] Term of praise applied (in conscious ironic reference to sense 1) to someone who knows what's really important and interesting and doesn't care to be distracted by trivial chatter and silly status games....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• droid: [from `android', SF terminology for a humanoid robot of essentially biological (as opposed to mechanical/electronic) construction] n.
  A person (esp. a low-level bureaucrat or service-business employee) exhibiting most of the following characteristic...
• computer geek n. 1. One who eats (computer) bugs for a living.
  One who fulfills all the dreariest negative stereotypes about hacke...
• andbox n. 1. (also `sandbox, the') Common term for the R&
  D department at many software and computer companies (where hackers in commercial environments are likely to be found)....
• wall follower n. A person or algorithm that compensates for lack of sophistication or native stupidity by efficiently following some simple procedure shown to have been effective in the past.
  Used of an algorithm, this is not necessarily pejorative...