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• cow orker n. [Usenet] n. fortuitous typo for co-worker, widely used in Usenet, with perhaps a hint that orking cows is illegal.
  This term was popularized by Scott Adams (the creator of Dilbert) but seems to have originated earlier in a 1997 scary devil monastery FAQ....
• jello n. [Usenet: by analogy with spam] A message that is both excessively cross-posted and too frequently posted
  as opposed to spam (which is merely too frequently posted) or velveeta (which is merely excessively cross-posted)....
• BOFH // n. [common] Acronym, Bastard Operator From Hell.
  A system administrator with absolutely no tolerance for lusers....
• velveeta n. [Usenet: by analogy with spam] Also knows as ECP
  a message that is excessively cross-posted, as opposed to spam which is too frequently posted....
• ewgroup wars /n[y]oo'groop worz/ n. [Usenet] The salvos of dueling newgroup and rmgroup messages sometimes exchanged by persons on opposite sides of a dispute over whether a newsgroup should be created net-wide
  or (even more frequently) whether an obsolete one should be removed....
• admin /ad-min'/ n. Short for `administrator'; very commonly used in speech or on-line to refer to the systems person in charge on a computer.
  Common constructions on this include `sysadmin' and `site admin' (emphasizing the administrator's role as a site contact for email and news) or `newsadmin' (focusing specifically on news)....
• bboard /bee'bord/ n. [contraction of `bulletin board'] 1.
  Any electronic bulletin board; esp. used of BBS systems running on personal micros, less frequently of a Usenet newsgroup (in fact, use of this term for a newsgroup generally marks one either as a newbie fresh in from the BBS world or as a real old-timer predating Usenet)....
• bboard: /bee'bord/ [contraction of `bulletin board'] n.
  1. Any electronic bulletin board; esp. used of {BBS} systems running on personal micros, less frequently of a USENET {newsgroup} (in fact, use of this term for a newsgroup generally marks one either as a {newbie} fresh in from the BBS world or as a real old-timer predating USENET)....
• LART // Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool. 1. n.
  In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH....