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• iffy: [University of Lowell, Massachusetts.] n. 3.
  5-inch {microfloppies}, so called because their jackets are more rigid than those of the 5....
• microfloppies n. 3.5-inch floppies, as opposed to 5.
  25-inch vanilla or mini-floppies and the now-obsolete 8-inch variety....
• microfloppies: n. 3.5-inch floppies, as opposed to 5.
  25-inch {vanilla} or mini-floppies and the now-obsolete 8-inch variety....
• There is nothing wrong with sex on television. However, a 25 inch set is much more suitable than a l3 inch set, since on the smaller set, you tend to fall off more often.
• pam vt.,vi.,n. [from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"] 1.
  To crash a program by overrunning a fixed-size buffer with excessively large input data....
• firmy /fer'mee/ n. Syn. stiffy (a 3.5-inch floppy disk).
• How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told, their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in "the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together in "his" name....
• 10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman: 1. A beer won't make you go to church.
  2. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman....
• minifloppies n.,obs. 5.25-inch vanilla floppy disks, as opposed to 3.
  5-inch or microfloppies and the now-obsolescent 8-inch variety....