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• oppage: /sto'p*j/ n. Extreme {lossage} that renders something (usually something vital) completely unusable.
  The recent system stoppage was caused by a {fried} transformer....
• winnage /win'*j/ n. The situation when a lossage is corrected, or when something is winning.
• winnage: /win'*j/ n. The situation when a lossage is corrected, or when something is winning.
  -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• And now for something completely different!
• And now for something completely ridiculous...
• And now for something completely the same...
• Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
  -- Brooke's Law...
• Brooke's Law: Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.