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• ucking mud: [Applied Data Research] adj. (also `pumping mud') Crashed or {wedged}.
  Usually said of a machine that provides some service to a network, such as a file server....
• Shut 'er down Scotty, the warp drives are sucking mud!
• STACK UNDERFLOW: Better shut her down, Scotty. She's suckin' mud again.
• lag n. [MUD, IRC; very common] When used without qualification this is synomous with netlag.
  Curiously, people will often complain "I'm really lagged" when in fact it is their server or network connection that is lagging....
• jack in v. To log on to a machine or connect to a network or BBS, esp.
  for purposes of entering a virtual reality simulation such as a MUD or IRC (leaving is "jacking out")....
• jack in: v. To log on to a machine or connect to a network or {BBS}, esp.
  for purposes of entering a {virtual reality} simulation such as a {MUD} or {IRC} (leaving is "jacking out")....
• bamf /bamf/ 1. [from X-Men comics; originally "bampf"] interj.
  Notional sound made by a person or object teleporting in or out of the hearer's vicinity....
• No mud can soil us but the mud we throw.
• oad vt. [MUD] 1. Notionally, to change a MUD player into a toad.
  2. To permanently and totally exile a player from the MUD....