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  consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for everyday use....
• microLenat: /mi:`-kroh-len'-*t/ n. The unit of {bogosity}, written uL
  he consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for everyday use....
• N: /N/ quant. 1. A large and indeterminate number of objec
  "There were N bugs in that crock!" Also used in its original sense of a variable name...
• N /N/ quant. 1. A large and indeterminate number of objec
  There were N bugs in that crock!" Also used in its original sense of a variable name...
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  The code-breakers were quite successful in their mission, except for the tiny detail that nobody knew how to read German....
• Linux Dominates Academic Research A recent survey of colleges and high school reveals that Linux, Open Source Software, and Microsoft are favorite topics for research projects.
  Internet Censorship, a popular topic for the past two years, was supplanted by Biology of Penguins as another of this year's most popular subjects for research papers....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day....
• Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student. -- George Ile