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• Lumber Cartel n. A mythical conspiracy accused by spam-spewers of funding anti-spam activism in order to force the direct-mail promotions industry back onto paper.
  Hackers, predictably, responded by forming a "Lumber Cartel" spoofing this paranoid theory...
• TINC // [Usenet] Abbreviation: "There Is No Cabal".
  See backbone cabal and NANA, but note that this abbreviation did not enter use until long after the dispersal of the backbone cabal....
• 2 x 4 x 666 The Lumber of the Bea
• All the good stuff at the right price -- National Lumber.
• Philosophy! The lumber of the schools. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
• Old termites never die. They just get board and lumber on.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Looked in a lumber yard for a draft board.
• The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
  -- Dave Barry, The Taming of the Screw...
• The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
  -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw...