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VAXectomy /vak-sek't*-mee/ N. [by Analogy With `vasectomy'] A VAX Removal.
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VAXectomy /vak-sek't*-mee/ n.
[by analogy with
`vasectomy'] A VAX removal. DEC's Microvaxen, especially, are
much slower than newer RISC-based workstations such as the SPARC.
Thus, if one knows one has a replacement coming, VAX removal can be
cause for celebration.
Related:
VAXectomy: /vak-sek't*-mee/ [by analogy with `vasectomy'] n.
A VAX removal. DEC's Microvaxen, especially, are much slower than newer RISC-based workstations such as the SPARC....
vaxocentrism /vak`soh-sen'trizm/ n. [analogy with `ethnocentrism'] A notional disease said to afflict C programmers who persist in coding according to certain assumptions that are valid (esp.
under Unix) on VAXen but false elsewhere. Among these are...
VAX /vaks/ n. 1. [from Virtual Address eXtension] The most successful minicomputer design in industry history, possibly excepting its immediate ancestor, the PDP-11.
Between its release in 1978 and its eclipse by killer micros after about 1986, the VAX was probably the hacker's favorite machine of them all, esp....
cratch monkey n. As in "Before testing or reconfiguring, always mount a scratch monkey", a proverb used to advise caution when dealing with irreplaceable data or devices.
Used to refer to any scratch volume hooked to a computer during any risky operation as a replacement for some precious resource or data that might otherwise get trashed....
VMS: /V-M-S/ n. DEC's proprietary operating system for its VAX minicompute
one of the seven or so environments that loom largest in hacker folklore....
VMS /V-M-S/ n. DEC's proprietary operating system for its VAX minicompute
one of the seven or so environments that loom largest in hacker folklore....
Mars n. A legendary tragic failure, the archetypal Hacker Dream Gone Wrong.
Mars was the code name for a family of PDP-10 compatible computers built by Systems Concepts (now, The SC Group)...
killer micro n. [popularized by Eugene Brooks] A microprocessor-based machine that infringes on mini, mainframe, or supercomputer performance turf.
Often heard in "No one will survive the attack of the killer micros!...
DEC /dek/ n. 1. v. Verbal (and only rarely written) shorthand for decrement, i.
e. `decrease by one'. Especially used by assembly programmers, as many assembly languages have a dec mnemonic....