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• bzzzt, wrong: /bzt rong/ [USENET/Internet] From a Robin Williams routine in the movie "Dead Poets Society" spoofing radio or TV quiz program
  uch as *Truth or Consequences*, where an incorrect answer earns one a blast from the buzzer and condolences from the interlocutor....
• AOL! n. [Usenet] Common synonym for "Me, too!" alluding to the legendary propensity of America Online users to utter contentless "Me, too!
  postings. The number of exclamation points following varies from zero to five or so....
• alk mode n. A feature supported by Unix, ITS, and some other OSes that allows two or more logged-in users to set up a real-time on-line conversation.
  It combines the immediacy of talking with all the precision (and verbosity) that written language entails....
• fool file n. [Usenet] A notional repository of all the most dramatically and abysmally stupid utterances ever.
  An entire subgenre of sig blocks consists of the header "From the fool file...
• fool file, the: [USENET] n. A notional repository of all the most dramatically and abysmally stupid utterances ever.
  An entire subgenre of {sig block}s consists of the header "From the fool file...
• quote chapter and verse v. [by analogy with the mainstream phrase] To cite a relevant excerpt from an appropriate bible.
  "I don't care if rn gets it wrong; `Followup-To...
• Bad and Wrong adj. [Durham, UK] Said of something that is both badly designed and wrongly executed.
  This common term is the prototype of, and is used by contrast with, three less common terms - Bad and Right (a kludge, something ugly but functional)...
• mu /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
• mu: /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....