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• Don't do that, then!: [from an old doctor's office joke about a patient with a trivial complaint] Stock response to a user complaint.
  When I type control-S, the whole system comes to a halt for thirty seconds....
• RTFM: /R-T-F-M/ [UNIX] imp. Acronym for `Read The Fucking Manual'.
  1. Used by {guru}s to brush off questions they consider trivial or annoying....
• RTFM /R-T-F-M/ imp. [Unix] Abbreviation for `Read The Fucking Manual'.
  1. Used by gurus to brush off questions they consider trivial or annoying....
• Pros are those who do their jobs well even when they don`t feel like it.
• Patient: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this." Doctor: "Well, then don't DO that!
• When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap.
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• She may guess what I should perform in the wet, if I do so much in the dry.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...
• astygram /nas'tee-gram/ n. 1. A protocol packet or item of email (the latter is also called a letterbomb) that takes advantage of misfeatures or security holes on the target system to do untoward things.
  2. Disapproving mail, esp. from a net.god, pursuant to a violation of netiquette or a complaint about failure to correct some mail- or news-transmission problem....
• astygram: /nas'tee-gram/ n. 1. A protocol packet or item of email (the latter is also called a {letterbomb}) that takes advantage of misfeatures or security holes on the target system to do untoward things.
  2. Disapproving mail, esp. from a {net.god}, pursuant to a violation of {netiquette} or a complaint about failure to correct some mail- or news-transmission problem....