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• drool-proof paper n. Documentation that has been obsessively dumbed dow
  o the point where only a cretin could bear to read it, is said to have succumbed to the `drool-proof paper syndrome' or to have been `written on drool-proof paper'....
• Macintrash: /mak'in-trash`/ n. The Apple Macintosh, as described by a hacker who doesn't appreciate being kept away from the *real computer* by the interface.
  The term {maggotbox} has been reported in regular use in the Research Triangle area of North Carolina....
• Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat. -- Apple LaserWriter manual
• point-and-drool interface n. Parody of the techspeak term `point-and-shoot interface', describing a windows, icons, and mouse-based interface such as is found on the Macintosh.
  The implication, of course, is that such an interface is only suitable for idiots....
• point-and-drool interface: n. Parody of the techspeak term `point-and-shoot interface', describing a windows, icons, and mouse-based interface such as is found on the Macintosh.
  The implication, of course, is that such an interface is only suitable for idiots....
• Macintrash /mak'in-trash`/ n. The Apple Macintosh, as described by a hacker who doesn't appreciate being kept away from the real computer by the interface.
  The term maggotbox has been reported in regular use in the Research Triangle area of North Carolina....
• documentation:: n. The multiple kilograms of macerated, pounded, steamed, bleached, and pressed trees that accompany most modern software or hardware products (see also {tree-killer}).
  Hackers seldom read paper documentation and (too) often resist writing i...
• documentation n. The multiple kilograms of macerated, pounded, steamed, bleached, and pressed trees that accompany most modern software or hardware products (see also tree-killer).
  Hackers seldom read paper documentation and (too) often resist writing i...
• user-friendly adj. Programmer-hostile. Generally used by hackers in a critical tone
  o describe systems that hold the user's hand so obsessively that they make it painful for the more experienced and knowledgeable to get any work done....