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• Microsoft The new Evil Empire (the old one was IBM).
  The basic complaints are, as formerly with IBM, that (a) their system designs are horrible botches, (b) we can't get source to fix them, and (c) they throw their weight around a lot....
• One evil empire down--one to go!
• MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
• Borg n. In "Star Trek: The Next Generation" the Borg is a species of cyborg that ruthlessly seeks to incorporate all sentient life into itself
  heir slogan is "Resistence is futile. You will be assimilated....
• TCP/IP /T'C-P I'P/ n. 1. [Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol] The wide-area-networking protocol that makes the Internet work
  and the only one most hackers can speak the name of without laughing or retching....
• It is a period of system war. User programs, striking from a hidden directory, have won their first victory against the evil Administrative Empire.
  During the battle, User spies managed to steal secret source code to the Empire's ultimate program...
• Princes are like to heavenly bodies, which cause good or evil times, and which have much veneration but no rest.
  -- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) -- Of Empire...
• Anonymous Noncoward writes, "For my Economics 101 class, I have to pretend to be Bill Gates and write an editorial defending Microsoft against anti-trust charges, citing economic principles.
  To complete such an assignment violates every moral fiber of my body....
• Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator!