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panic ("No CPUs found. System halted.\n"); 2.4.3 linux/arch/parisc/kernel/setup.c
printk("HPFS: Grrrr... Kernel memory corrupted ... going on, but it'll crash very soo
(\n"); 2.4.3 linux/fs/hpfs/super.c...
printk("; corrupted filesystem mounted read/write - your computer will explode within 20 seconds .
.. but you wanted it so!\n"); 2.4.3 linux/fs/hpfs/super.c...
printk("What? oldfid != cii->c_fid. Call 911.\n"); 2.4.3 linux/fs/coda/cnode.c
printk("Cool stuff's happening!\n") 2.4.3 linux/fs/jffs/intrep.c
printk("MASQUERADE: No route: Rusty's brain broke!\n")
2.4.3 linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/ipt_MASQUERADE.c...
printk("CPU[%d]: Sending penguins to jail...",smp_processor_id())
2.4.8 arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c...
printk("CPU[%d]: Giving pardon to imprisoned penguins\n", smp_processor_id())
2.4.8 arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c...
printk("CPU[%d]: Sending penguins to jail...",smp_processor_id())
[... 20 lines ...] printk("CPU[%d]: Giving pardon to imprisoned penguins\n", smp_processor_id())...
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