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• I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.
  ~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953...
• Please to bathe inside the tub. -- In a Japanese hotel room
• If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
  -- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...
• My hotel room is so small that when I die they won't have to put me in a casket.
  They'll just put handles on the room. -- Herb Shrine...
• Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies! -- Homer is amazed at what comes with the hotel room, "Mr.
  Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
  -- Bill Mahe...
• Reason magazine reports that a survey of hotel bills from last year's convention of religious broadcasters revealed that 80 percent watched an X-rated movie on their hotel room's closed-circuit channel.
• How many actresses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you should have seen the line outside the producer's hotel room....
• As my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago, the best thing to do with a confirmed [hotel] reservation slip when you have no room is to spread it out on the sidewalk in front of the hotel and go to sleep on it.
  You'll either embarrass the hotel into giving you a room or you'll be hauled off to the local jug, where at least you'll have a roof over your head....