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Am I dying or is is this my birthday?
--Lady Nancy Witcher Langhorne Astor, member of British parliament, 1879-1964...
Nothing but death." --Jane Austen, author, 1775-1817
Codeine . . . bourbon." --Tallulah Bankhead, actress, 1903-1968
Oh God, here I go." --Max Baer, boxer, 1909-1959
Friends, applaud, the comedy is over." --Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, 1770-1827
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." --Humphrey Bogart, actor, 1899-1957
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
--Dominique Bouhours, grammarian, 1628-1702...
I lingered around them, under that benign sky; watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebell
listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass; and wondered how anyone could ever im...
Do you know where I can get any shit?" --Lenny Bruce, comedian, 1925-1966
Whose house is this? What street are we in? Why did you bring me here?
--William Cullen Bryant, poet, 1794-1878...

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