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• If you leave the room, you're elected. -- Matilda's Law of Sub-committee Formatio
• First Law of Office Holders Get re-elected.
• One useless man can be called a disgrace. Two really useless men can be called a law firm.
  When you get more than these together, you have all the essential ingredients for a committee....
• To scare off annoying liberals:) Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in 50 Campaign.
  Your five dollar donation to get George Bush re-elected in all 50 states will automatically be charged to your phone bill....
• You, Scott. There in the back row. Stop laughing or leave the room!
• You will not be elected to public office this year.
• I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it in the room alone.
• Captain! Admiral Brahms is on sub-space requesting you!!!