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• Any inanimate object, regardless of its composition or configuratio
  may be expected to perform at any time in a totally unexpected manner for reasons that are either totally obscure or completely mysterious....
• Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry: Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.
• Parkinson's Fourth Law The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.
• The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.
  -- Parkinson's Fourth Law...
• Any wire cut to length will be too short. -- Klipstein's Fourth Law of Applied Engineering