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Murphy's Rule Of The Term Paper: The Book Or Periodical Most Vital To The Completion Of Your Term Paper Will Be Missing From The Library.
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Murphy's Rule of the Term Paper: The book or periodical most
vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from
the library. Corollary: If it is available, the most important
page will be torn out.
Related:
Torn out books are most used books.
Why is there always a coffee stain on page 63 of your library book?
woofer n. [University of Waterloo] Some varieties of wide paper for printers have a perforation 8.
5 inches from the left margin that allows the excess on the right-hand side to be torn off when the print format is 80 columns or less wide....
woofer: [University of Waterloo] n. Some varieties of wide paper for printers have a perforation 8.
5 inches from the left margin that allows the excess on the right-hand side to be torn off when the print format is 80 columns or less wide....
wap: vt. 1. [techspeak] To move information from a fast-access memory to a slow-access memory (`swap out'), or vice versa (`swap in').
Often refers specifically to the use of disks as `virtual memory'....
wap vt. 1. [techspeak] To move information from a fast-access memory to a slow-access memory (`swap out'), or vice versa (`swap in').
Often refers specifically to the use of disks as `virtual memory'....
Morris's Law of Conferences: The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.
The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.
-- Morris' Law of Conference...
ee-killer n. [Sun] 1. A printer. 2. A person who wastes paper.
This epithet should be interpreted in a broad sense...