Pantuso's First Law: The Book You Spent $14.95 For Today Will Come Out In Paperback Tomorrow.

Pantuso's First Law: The Book You Spent $14.95 For Today Will Come Out In Paperback Tomorrow.

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Pantuso's First Law: The book you spent $14.95 for today will
come out in paperback tomorrow.

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The book you spent $29.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow. -- Pantuso's First Law
Petersen: Have you seen Rimmer's arm? Chen: No, I'm waiting for it to come out in paperback!
-- Red Dwarf 'The End'...
What goes in, must come out. -- Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's First Law
Today is yesterday's tomorrow and if you wait until tomorrow it will be today.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.
Live today; you can always procrastinate tomorrow.