Porkingham's First Law Of Sportfishing: The More Tangled Your Line Is, The Better The Fishing Is Around You.

Porkingham's First Law Of Sportfishing: The More Tangled Your Line Is, The Better The Fishing Is Around You.

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Porkingham's First Law of Sportfishing: The more tangled your
line is, the better the fishing is around you.

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The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
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-- Comins' Law...
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Heid's Law of Lines: No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.
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