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• Be sure to pay your taxes.
• Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a raise?
  Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one before, but I'm damn good at this one....
• Just to have it is enough.
• A large dog will have a surprising effect on your life.
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...
• A computer isn't expensive IF you pay enough for it.
• Throw away documentation and manuals, and users will be a hundred times happier.
  Throw away privileges and quotas, and users will do the Right Thing....
• If the hours are long enough and the pay is short enough, someone will say it's women's work.