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The Sausage Principle: People Who Love Sausage And Respect The Law Should Never Watch Either One Being Made.
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The Sausage Principle: People who love sausage and respect the
law should never watch either one being made.
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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
-- Sausage Principle...
There are two things that a grown man should never see
ausage being made, and legislation being passed -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)...
Mathematicians do it with a Minkowski sausage.
Jimmy Dean -- Rebel Without a Sausage.
Ross Perot - a sausage short of a barbecue.
One Universe made up of all that is; and one God in it all, and one principle of Being, and one Law, the Reason, shared by all thinking creatures, and one Truth.
-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180 AD) -- Meditations, vii, 9...
If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example. -- Anon.
Another day, another sausage... -- FZ, "Jezebel Boy
Screamin' SAMMY Sausage. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe