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Schrimpton's Law Of Teenage Opportunity: When Opportunity Knocks, You've Got Headphones On.
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Schrimpton's Law of Teenage Opportunity: When opportunity
knocks, you've got headphones on.
Related:
Opportunity knocks but once.
Nowadays, when opportunity knocks, you have to unlock both deadbolts, remove the chain, and turn off the burglar alarm.
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A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
When opportunity knocks, say YES, then figure out HOW.
Opportunity knocks but temptation rings the bell.
If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Kamin's Seventh Law Politicians will always inflate when given the opportunity.
Politicians will always inflate when given the opportunity. -- Kamin's Law
