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• Laws of Gardening 1) Other people's tools work only in other people's yards.
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• Other people's tools work only in other people's yards.
  -- Jane Bryant Quinn -- The First Law of Gardening...
• If nobody uses it, there's a reason. -- The Third Law of Gardening
• Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough. Wyszkowski's Second Law
• Wyszkowski's Second Law: Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
• Law is the second oldest profession.
• impossible. Clarke's Second Law