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The Bumper-To-Bumper Belief: Traffic Congestion Increases In Proportion To The Length Of Time The Street Is Supervised By A Traffic Control Officer.
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The Bumper-To-Bumper Belief: Traffic congestion increases in
proportion to the length of time the street is supervised by a
traffic control officer.
Related:
Terminator bumper sticker: I TIME TRAVEL NAKED.
It is amusing for someone accustomed to the traffic in New York to hear residents of places like Houston and Atlanta complain about congestion on the highways.
Imagine, in rush hour they have to slow down to 35 miles an hour! -- Barry Bruce-Brigg...
You're not stuck in the traffic jam, you ARE the traffic jam!
Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.
5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time....
Eschew obfuscation. -- Bumper sticke
Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.
Taglines...the electronic "bumper sticker"...
The Stark Bumper of Retribution.
This is not an abandoned vehicle. -- Bumper Sticke