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• The one course you need for graduation is not offered your last semester.
  -- Seit's Law of Higher Educatio...
• Second Law of Class Scheduling: A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.
• Sixth Law of Applied Terror: At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester -- and never attending.
• During the race We may eat your dust, But when you graduate, You'll work for us.
  -- Reed College chee...
• First Law of Final Exams: Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
  Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective....
• To determine how long it will take to write and debug a program, take your best estimate, multiply that by two, add one, and convert to the next higher units.
  -- The Briggs/Chase Law of Program Developme...
• The Briggs/Chase Law of Program Development: To determine how long it will take to write and debug a program
  ake your best estimate, multiply that by two, add one, and convert to the next higher units....