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Skoff's Law: A Child Will Not Spill On A Dirty Floor.
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Skoff's Law: A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
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A child will not spill on a dirty floor. -- Skoff's Law
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Murphy's Third Law of the Kitchen: The mixing bowl you need is always dirty.
Laura's Law: No child throws up in the bathroom.
Personal protein spill -- vomiting.