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• The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do. -- Sutin's Second Law
• If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.
  -- Rudin's Law In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible course....
• Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.
  Rudin's Second Law: In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible course....
• Morris's Law of Conferences: The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.
• The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.
  -- Morris' Law of Conference...
• When a computer is most needed it will break down. -- Murphy's Tenth Law of Programming
• Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity and other variables, the computer will do as it damn well pleases.
  -- Harward's Law, as applied to Compute...
• Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of most harm.
  -- The RPCISPE's Second Universal Law...
• People who can most afford to pay rent build equity. -- Perlweig's Second Law