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• You're always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
  -- Law of the Kitche...
• Murphy's Third Law of the Kitchen: The mixing bowl you need is always dirty.
• First Law of Kitchen Confusion: In a family recipe that you discovered in an old book, the most vital measurement will be illegible.
• At least you can always use my code as a bad example.
• Fourth Law of Kitchen Confusion: The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.
• Oh well, let's get on with it. (They stand against the wall and prepare to pass water into the mugs) (Captio
  Ten minutes later) ...It's always the same isn't it....
• I have been complimented many times and that embarrasses me
  I always feel they have not said enough. MARK TWAIN...
• Third Law for Freelance Artists: The rush job you spent all night on won't be needed for at least two days.
• The "CONSUMER REPORT" on the item will come out a week after you buy the item. -- Beryl's Law