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Tillis's Organizational Principle: If You File It, You'll Know Where It Is But Never Need It.
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Tillis's Organizational Principle: If you file it, you'll know
where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need
it but never know where it is.
Related:
If you don't need it, you will have in on file, and if you need it, the file will be lost, or you don't have it.
The more urgent the need, the less likely you will be to find the needed response....
You still need the last file you removed.
You never know where bottom is until you plumb for it. -- Frederick Laing
You're the computer...YOU tell me where the file is!
You may know where the market is going, but you can't possibly know where it's going after that.
-- Heisenberg Principle of Investme...
Negative, sucker. You need a smoking pistol and you know it.
"Right you are. Where are those handguns when we really need them?" -- Doonesbury...
NEVER eat children! You don't know where they've been!
Trust me, you don't need this file. -- Famous Last Word
Hildebrant's Principle: If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.