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• To make Murphy's Law fail - try to prove it to someone.
• You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
  You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded....
• If it's never finished, you can't prove it doesn't work. -- Jeff Brown, Argosystem
• If at first you don't succeed, try someone else.
• Murphy's Law never fails except when you try to demonstrate it. -- Walter J. Crowell
• A distributed system is one that stops you from getting any work done when a machine you've never even heard of crashes.
  -- Leslie Lamport (Attributed)...
• Support organizations can always prove success by showing service to someone- not necessarily you.
  -- Douglas Evely...
• Strano's Law: When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.
• When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion. -- Strano's Law