Winfield's Dictum Of Direction Giving: The Possibility Of Getting Lost Is Directly Proportional To The Number Of Times The Direction-giver Says "you Can't Miss It.

Winfield's Dictum of Direction Giving: The possibility of
getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the
direction-giver says "you can't miss it."

The probability of your getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times you are told, "you can't miss it.
-- Law of Directio...
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
-- A. Kindsvate...
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
If you do not know where you are going, you can take almost any road, in whatever direction, and it will get you there.
Of course, when you get there you will be no more lost than you were when you were here....
The most successful direction in which you can throw dice is away.
The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the number of hours you have been on the trail.
-- Milt Barbe...
Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to the success of the barbecue.
Having lost all sense of direction, we doubled our pace!

Winfield's Dictum Of Direction Giving: The Possibility Of Getting Lost Is Directly Proportional To The Number Of Times The Direction-giver Says "you Can't Miss It.

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