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• Trischmann's Paradox: A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
• A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
  -- Trischmann's Paradox...
• A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
• The wise open their minds, but a fool opens his mouth.
• Never expect a quick answer from a pipe smoker. He will always fiddle with his pipe first.
  That's the real reason he smokes a pipe. -- Roger Simo...
• Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
  Moe: Yeah. Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one?...
• Marge: Homey, I'm very proud of you, but don't you think you're spending too much time with Ned?
  Your family needs you too. Homer: Oh, of _course_ you'd say something like that, Marge....
• Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe.