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• If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
  -- Chisholm, Third Law, Corollary 1...
• If you are sure what you do will meet with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.
  -- Chisholm, Third Law, Corollary 2...
• Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that no one can misunderstand, somebody will.
• Chisholm's Second Corollary: If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
• Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 2: If you do something which you are sure will meet with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.
• Chisholm's First Corollary: If you do something that you are sure will meet with everybody's approval, somebody won't like it.
• Procedures devised to implement the purpose won't quite work. -- Chisholm, Third Law, Corollary 3
• Proposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged otherwise by others.
  -- Chisholm's Third Law...
• If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.