Professor Gordon's Rule Of Evolving Bryographic Systems While Bryographic Plants Are Typically Encountered In Substrata Of Earthy Or Mineral Matter In Concreted State

Professor Gordon's Rule Of Evolving Bryographic Systems While Bryographic Plants Are Typically Encountered In Substrata Of Earthy Or Mineral Matter In Concreted State

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Professor Gordon's Rule of Evolving Bryographic Systems
While bryographic plants are typically encountered in
substrata of earthy or mineral matter in concreted
state, discrete substrata elements occasionally display
a roughly spherical configuration which, in presence of
suitable gravitational and other effects, lends itself
to combined translatory and rotational motion. One
notices in such cases an absence of the otherwise
typical accretion of bryophyta. We therefore conclude
that a rolling stone gathers no moss.

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While bryographic plants are typically encountered in substrata of earthly or mineral matter in concreted state
discrete substrata elements occasionally display a roughly spherical configuration which, in presence of suitable gravitational and other effects, lends itself to combined translatory and rotational motion....
A rolling stone gathers no mo
A rolling stone gathers no moss. -- Publilius Syru
A Rolling Stone gathers no moss, but drug convictions are another story.
A rolling stone gathers no moss. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 524
if (stone != rolling) moss++
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
A rolling stone gathers no moose.