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• When several reporters share a taxi on an assignment, the reporter in the front seat pays for all.
  -- Weaver's Law No matter how many reporters share a taxi, and no matter who pays, each puts the full fare on his own expense account....
• Weaver's Law: When several reporters share a cab on an assignment, the reporter in the front seat pays for all.
• Chisholm's Third Law Proposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged otherwise by others.
  Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will....
• Corollary
• A work project expands to fill the space available.
  -- The Einstein Extension of Parkinson's Law No matter how large the work space, if two projects must be done at the same time they will require the use of the same part of the work space....
• If you share a path with an elephant, no matter who stumbles, you lose.
• No matter how often you trade dinner or other invitations with in-laws, you will lose a small fortune in the exchange.
  Corollary: Don't try it; you cannot drink enough of your in-laws' booze to get even before the liver fails....
• Keyes Rules of Misquotation Axiom 1. Any quotation that can be altered will be.
  + Corollary 1A: Vivid words hook misquotes in the mind....