Indisputable Law Of Sports Contracts: The More Money The Free Agent Signs For, The Less Effective He Is The Following Season.

Indisputable Law Of Sports Contracts: The More Money The Free Agent Signs For, The Less Effective He Is The Following Season.

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Indisputable Law of Sports Contracts: The more money the free
agent signs for, the less effective he is the following season.

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