Jones's First Law Of TV Programming: The Only New Show Worth Watching Will Be Cancelled.

Jones's First Law Of TV Programming: The Only New Show Worth Watching Will Be Cancelled.

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Jones's First Law of TV Programming: The only new show worth
watching will be cancelled.

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The only new show worth watching will be cancelled. -- Jones' Law of TV
Jones's Second Law of TV Programming: If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.
Jones's Third Law of TV Programming: The program you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.
Gordon's first law: If a research project is not worth doing, it is not worth doing well.
Berra's First Law: You can observe a lot just by watching.
First Law of Computer Programming: Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete. -- The First Law of Computer Programming
A research project not worth doing at all isn't worth doing well. -- Gordon's First Law
Joey and Chandler are watching T.V.] Phoebe: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.
Joey: No, inside good, outside bad....