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• Two wrongs are only the beginning. -- Kohn's Corollary to Murphy's Law
• Two wrongs are only the beginning. -- Koh
• There are two kinds of tape: The one that won't stay on, and the one that won't come off.
  -- Corollary to Murphy's Law...
• Mother nature is a bitch. -- Murphy's Law Corollary 10
• Nothing is as easy as it looks. -- Murphy's Law Corollary 1
• If anything can go wrong, it will. Murphy's Law There is a corollary
  Smith's Corollary, "Murphy was an optimist." (Thanks, Stephen)...
• A horizontal surface will soon be piled up. -- Corollary to Murphy's Law
• Every solution breeds new problems. -- Murphy's Law Corollary 7
• Everything takes longer than you think it will. -- Murphy's Law Corollary 2