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• Anything may be divided into as many parts as you please.
  Commentary: In this case, 'everything' may be viewed as a subset of 'anything....
• You can't guard against the arbitrary. -- Borkowski's Law
• Borkowski's Law: You can't guard against the arbitrary.
• HALF, n. One of two equal parts into which a thing may be divided, or considered as divided.
  In the fourteenth century a heated discussion arose among theologists and philosophers as to whether Omniscience could part an object into three halve...
• You may be redneck... if your mailbox is made out of old truck parts.
• PLEASE YIELD TO EMERGENCY VEHICLES, THEY MAY BE FOR YOU!!
• You have the right to remain silent, but I wouldn't encourage you to do so.
  Anything you say will be taken down, altered to my satisfaction and used in a court of law to send you down for a good many years!...
• Interchangeable parts aren't. -- Kilpatrick's law
• Campbell's Second Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back ordered.