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• Everybody in Los Angeles is in therapy. It's a good thing they don't have parking spaces for the emotionally handicapped.
  There'd be no place to park. -- Jackson Perdue...
• Dale's Parking Postulate: If only two cars are left in a vast parking lot, one will be blocking the other.
• The Universe is expanding, but that won't help you find a parking place.
• The farther away from the entrance of the market (theater, or any other given location) that you have to park, the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the door.
  -- Judith deMille Berso...
• The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
• The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
• The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
• Homer drives to the entrance of the country club] Marge
  Homer, what are you doing? Homer: I'm driving up to the main building....