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Trischmann's Paradox: A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
Troutman's Fifth Programming Postulate: If the input editor has been designed to reject all bad input, an ingenious idiot will discover a method to get bad data past it.
Troutman's Sixth Programming Postulate: Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Truman's Law: If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Tupper's Political Postulate: He who walks astride the fence has few directions from which to choose.
Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Tylczak's Probability Postulate: Random events tend to occur in groups.
The Unapplicable Law: Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
Universal Equine Equation: At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.
The Unspeakable Law: As soon as you mention something .
. . . . . if it's good, it goes away. . . . if it's bad, it happens....

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