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Van Gogh's Law: Whatever plan one makes, there is a hidden difficulty somewhere.
Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Vile's Law of Communication: No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Vile's Law of Roadmanship: Your own car uses more gas and oil than anyone else's.
Vile's Law of Value: The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
Wagner's Law of Sports Coverage: When the camera focuses on a male athlete he will spit, pick or scratch.
Wallace's Observation: Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.
Walton's Law of Politics: A fool and his money are soon elected.
Warren's Rule: To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
Washlesky's Law: Anything is easier to take apart than to put together.

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