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The Watergate Principle: Government corruption is always reported in the past tense.
Weaver's Law: When several reporters share a cab on an assignment, the reporter in the front seat pays for all.
Weber's Definition: An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Weinberg's First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.
Welwood's Axiom: Disorder expands proportionately to the tolerance for it.
Westheimer's Rule: To estimate the time it takes to do a task, estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by two, and change the unit of measure to the next highest unit.
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Wethern's Law of Suspended Judgement: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

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