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Whistler's Law: You never know who's right, but you always know who's in charge.
White's Chappaquidick Theorem: the sooner and in more detail you announce the bad news, the better.
Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Wiker's Law: Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
Winfield's Dictum of Direction Giving: The possibility of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says "you can't miss it.
Witten's Law: Whenever you cut your fingernails you will find a need for them an hour later.
Witzling's Law of Progeny Performance: Any child who chatters nonstop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.
Wolter's Law: If you have the time, you won't have the money.
If you have the money, you won't have the time....
Woodside's Grocery Principle: The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
Worker's Dilemma: 1. No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
2. What you don't do is always more important than what you do do....

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