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Working Cook's Laws: 1. If you're wondering if you took the meat out to thaw, you didn't.
2. If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot plugged in, you did....
Wright's First Law of Quality: Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
Wyszkowski's First Law: No experiment is reproducible.
Wyszkowski's Second Law: Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
Yeager's Law: Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.
Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day off....
Young's Law: All great discoveries are made by mistake.
Young's Law of Inanimate Mobility: All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
Young's Principle on Emergent Individuation: Everybody wants to peel his own banana.
Yount's Law of Mail Ordering: The most important item in an order will no longer be available.
Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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