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Zappa's Law: There are two things on earth that are universal, hydrogen and stupidity.
Zelman's Rule of Radio Reception: Your pocket radio won't pick up the station you want to hear most.
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Law: When it rains, it pours.
Airplane Law When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
Allison's Precept The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.
Anthony's Law of Force Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
Corollary to Anthony's Law On the way to the corner, any dropped tool...
Army Axiom Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.
Axiom of the Pipe (Trischmann's Paradox) A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

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