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Bicycle Law All bicycles weigh 50 pounds: A 30-pound bicycle needs a 20-pound lock and chain.
A 40-pound bicycle needs a 10-pound lock and chain. A 50-pound bicycle needs no...
Blaauw's Law Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology.
Booker's Law An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
Boren's Laws 1) When in doubt, mumble. 2) When in trouble, delegate.
3) When in charge, ponder....
Brien's First Law At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.
Brook's Law Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
Brown's Law of Business Success Our customer's paperwork is profit.
Our own paperwork is loss....
Bucy's Law Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
Bustlin' Billy's Bogus Beliefs 1) The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who develop it.
2) There is no such thing as a "dirty capitalist," only ...
Bye's First Law of Model Railroading Anytime you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults is proportional to the number of viewers.

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