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Pardo's Postulates 1) Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
2) The three faithful things in life are money, a dog, and an old woman....
Pareto's Law (The 20/80 Law) 20% of the customers account for 80% of the turnover, 20% of components account for 80% of the cost, and so forth.
Parker's Rule of Parlimentary Procedure A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Parker's Law of Political Statements The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility and vice versa.
Parkinson's First Law Work expands to fill the time available for its completio
Parkinson's Second Law Expenditures rise to meet income.
Parkinson's Third Law If there is a way to delay an important decision the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
Parkinson's Fourth Law The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.
Parkinson's Law of Delay Delay is the deadliest form of denial.
Pastore's Truths 1) Even paranoids have enemies.
2) This job is marginally better than daytime TV....

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