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How Many Feminists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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-- How many
feminists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How old-fashioned. The other 99 are there to lobby
Congress to outlaw crimes against sockets -- and to say
the bulb-changer is not a representative of mainstream
feminism.
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